Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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