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• (954): View more from Florida

  Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I fcuked ip.

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  Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos

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• (650): View more from California

  He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.

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