I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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