What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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