How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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