yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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