Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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