butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
