Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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