the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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