Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
ok first of all what the fuck
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