I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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