help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
two words...techno handjob
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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