is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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