so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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