You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest