either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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