Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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