when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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