you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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