sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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