His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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