It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
we made out on top of his cat.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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