is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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