I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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