So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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