First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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