ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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