Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
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I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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