her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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