My brain says no but my pants say off.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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