Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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