5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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