**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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