Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
