Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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