ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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