I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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