You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
only you would photoshop your dick
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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