I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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