i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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