would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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