talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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