forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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