he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I wish you could order shots online.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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