We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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