The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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