Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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