i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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