Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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