Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Be still, my beating vagina.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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