Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
