there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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