..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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