Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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