isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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