whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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