How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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