I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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