Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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